Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago
mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more)

Posted 2 hours ago
Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul.
Jaime Lyn Beatty  (via pureblyss)

(Source: mylittlebookofquotes)

Posted 2 hours ago

communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

(Source: communistbakery)

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

(Source: buriedalivebylovexxx)

Posted 3 hours ago

callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

(Source: gotolargo)

Posted 3 hours ago

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago
  1. me: mom... dad... im g-
  2. parents: gay?
  3. me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions