Posted 9 hours ago

j6:

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

okay what the fuck

Posted 9 hours ago

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

Posted 9 hours ago

imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

Posted 14 hours ago

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

(Source: brain-food)

Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

image

Posted 14 hours ago

excessgoldenparachutepayments:

spoopy-oreos:

this is like 90% of how I communicate with my best friend

who the fuck brought this back

Posted 14 hours ago

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

Posted 14 hours ago

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

Posted 14 hours ago
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute)