Posted 1 day ago

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

Posted 1 day ago

vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

(Source: laclymacbeth)

Posted 1 day ago

sophgoph-the-nerd:

Guys I know who can fix the bending iPhones.

Posted 1 day ago

Ok, Listen up folks. We have a security situation here.

(Source: dailypawnee)

Posted 1 day ago

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

Posted 1 day ago

itsonlynoon:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

in other news if someone slashes your tires but only slashes 3, slash the remaining tire so your insurance will pay for it instead of paying out of pocket.

Posted 1 day ago

alcoholicsammy:

Hey, you're the one who said play our roles.

(Source: alcoholicsammy)

Posted 1 day ago

a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

(Source: trynsave)

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Posted 1 day ago

HAVE A RADICAL LIZARD YO